Dear Mr Alex (I'm very busy) O'Connor
Ref Birthday (yours) we will discuss my birthday requirements at a later date but before the 19 Sept.
As discussed, guilt will restrict our ability to provide funds for an air jump. Your offer of a separate contract absolving us of any 'Guilt' we find unacceptable.
I did think that if you pay for it first, and you survive I then repay you would be acceptable (A win win situation for both parties) - If you did not survive then it would be a lose / win situation with me gaining monetarily, but after discussions with other members of the board this would also be unacceptable.
We must now look for an alternative.
What about a Glider lesson above the Alpilles Mountains during your yearly vacation to St Remy de Provence in the South of France?
This would provide a much greater possibility of a 'return' on our investment.
Please let me know your thoughts on the above.
PS - a driver and car will be waiting at the airport in anticipation of your arrival in early August.
Assuring you of our best attention
Martin O'Connor
Board Member
Bank of Mum and Dad
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where has that boy learnt such dastardly tactics one wonders
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